chilled:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

(via upagainstthesky)

charlottedreaming:

Nicki Minaj’s “Anaconda” video just broke the Vevo record with 19.6 million views in 24 hours. The record was previously held by Miley Cyrus. Shout outs to Nicki reclaiming Black women’s sexuality while defeating very white woman who tried to accessorize it.

(via selenamg)

bitchface12345:

Im not a bitch I am the bitch

(via nvxus)

rebuy:

i hope flip phones make a comeback in 2015 

(via crunchier)

"I only listen to REAL music"
— Some boring ass nerd (via 6yr)

(Source: jadethemerman, via selenamg)

snarg:

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

(via laughed)

deersatan:

accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback

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(Source: asterkid, via slomps)

overlypolitebisexual:

you come into my house, you disrespect my problematic fave

(via tipslip)

sitcorn:

hey remember that law i forget exactly how it goes but its something along the lines of ‘if you murder someone you go to jail’ whatever happened to that? is that still a thing

(via guy)

disheartens:

*seduces you with mediocre blogging abilities*

(Source: metallics, via stabs)